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City of Bradenton Beach Capture

  • Friday, July 01, 2011
  • 4:30 PM - 7:00 PM
  • Bradenton Beach City Hall
Avast Ye!
Through communique from the Anna Maria Island Privateers, plans are being formalized for the pirate krewe to invade the town offices of Bradenton Beach on Friday, July 1st. The 60 foot long pirate ship "Skullywag" will arrive at 4:30pm with cannons and guns a blastin'! Plans indicate that Mayor Bob Bartelt is to be captured by the Privateers, taken aboard the ship and shackled to the mast; to be held for ransom until their list of demands has been met. The pirates will be calling for city commissioners to declare a Decree of Privateering; in addition they will be demanding a Key to the City for the act of pillaging and plundering for the remainder of the year.

The communique says the pirate invasion will be immediately followed by a celebration that will include pirates and wenches, appetizers 'n grog, music by Joe Klein and much merriment.

The Privateers' pirates are summoning all common folk, landlubbers and other mainland dignitaries to come witness the invasion and join in the fun!

Ye be fair warned
of the shenanigans about to happen!

Regards, Tim "Hammer" Thompson,
40th Anniversary Chairman
Anna Maria Island Privateers

Anna Maria Island Privateers, Inc.

P.O. Box 1238 Holmes Beach, Fl 34218

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